The ebay lie

Today I got a call from Holland's teacher asking me about some Pokemon cards and Yu-gi-oh cards that Holland had at school. He told them some great story about buying them on ebay. It was such a believable story that she had to call and confirm it with me. As you've probably already guessed, he didn't purchase them on ebay. But he's smart enough to know that he's: 1. not allowed to have them, and 2. not allowed to trade things with other kids on the bus or at school. So in his bright little memory-impaired brain, he came up with a story about buying the cards online. The good news is, the teacher told me it's a pretty impressive lie for someone with Holland's impairment. Oh- I'm so proud!