Tonight we met Super-Hero dad at a kid-friendly restaurant. We had a birthday coupon that expired today and wanted to make sure we used it. There was a giant bird wandering around the restaurant (figure out where we went, yet?) and when I took Egypt to the bathroom, we ran into this creature. She was curious and gave him a high five. Then she turned to me and said "That's a big red duck!" I tried to explain that it wasn't a duck, but Red Robin. Heard lots of chuckles from patrons at nearby tables. She argued the whole night that it was a big duck.