Saturday, December 1, 2007

Doctor, help me! I fractured my English!

A woman rushed into the lobby of a hospital and shouted, "I use an IOU and my husband has had a bisectomy, but I still think I'm fragrant!" Ultimately, she became three centimeters diluted and went into contraptions. Her baby was born with its biblical cord wrapped around its arm, and she asked if she could have it circumscribed before leaving the hospital.

-A medley of medical malapropisms actually uttered by patients, compiled by Richard Lederer.

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